Friday, April 11, 2008

REMEMBER : THE BANK'S DON'T HAVE TO BE FAIR

A few months ago the OFT took several banks to court over ridiculous bank charges.

Can you remember what their defence was?

THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE FAIR!

They believe that they don't have to be fair.

We entrust them with the God-like power to create virtually unlimitied quantities of money, our wages have to go straight into their bank accounts, we entrust them with our savings.

And what do they use as a legal argument when they are obviously robbing us blind?

THEY DON'T HAVE TO BE FAIR!

Now with the third rate cut this year, mortgage costs are still going up and up.

Some would call this profiteering.

I call it taking the limeade!

I can just imagine this scene in the Bankers Club; in the members lounge are several screens, with live feeds from CCTV cameras based around the country; St Helens, Taunton, South Shields, Carlisle, Dover. The bankers are all standing in a large group around the screens, some smoking big, fat cigars, some with a large glass of neat 20 year old single malt, some with young whores illegally smuggled in from remote villages in the Balkans.

But they all have one thing in common; THEY ARE ALL POINTING AT THE SCREENS AND LAUGHING THEIR HEADS OFF!!

They can't believe what mugs the British people are.

If you all stop for a second or two, you may be able to hear them laughing.

SShhh!

Listen very carefully.

Can you hear them laughing at you?

And don't be surprised if you hear a few sniggers from MPs too.

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