Friday, September 12, 2014

YO! OBAMA! PUTIN! PEACE SUMMIT IN MY BACK KITCHEN! NOW!

I am willing to hold a peace conference between Presidents Obama and Putin in my back kitchen to get at the truth of what is really happening in The Middle East and North Africa, and Ukraine. These conflicts threaten to escalate into something far more serious.

So if I supply the cups of Yorkshire Gold tea and some of my mum's fruit cake, and after a few throws of the chewed up rabbit toy for my demonically possessed puppy, I'm sure the world could be put to rights.

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