Friday, April 07, 2017

BREAKING : TRUMP WILL BOMB THE WHITE HOUSE HIMSELF TONIGHT

Trump doesn't like people who bomb beautiful babies. That's why he bombed Syria (or that's the reason he gave).

So tonight, because he bombs beautiful babies in Yemen and Mosul, he will bomb the White House himself.

But do not be alarmed. He will give advanced warning. Just enough time for him to escape.

[Actually, this was satire, if you didn't know by now]

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