Tuesday, September 05, 2017

MIND-BOGGLING : WHY DID THE UN SECURITY COUNCIL NOT BURST INTO HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER?

Haley : War is never something the United States wants.

UNSC : (splutter) What?

Haley : War is never something the United States wants.

UNSC : Get outta here! You're always at war somewhere.

Haley : War is never something the United States wants.

UNSC : (hysterical laughter, rolling around on the floor pointing at Haley)

Haley : War is never something the United States wants.

UNSC : (more wild hysterical laughter, medical assistance required for some)

Haley : War is never something the United States wants.

UNSC : (much more wild hysterical laughter, and even Haley begins to realise the joke as she begins to laugh)

Haley : War is something the United States ALWAYS wants!


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